Mandie: Have you ever gone to the Kentucky Derby?
I’ve been once, in 2009 (I think). That’s me in my Derby hat, above.
Tiffany: Is The Hat Thing for real, and is it really a big deal?
Oh, it’s real, and it’s a big deal. The women wear hats. Some of the men do, too. Women plan their outfits around their hats, order them months in advance, spend hundreds of bucks or raid the craft stores to do it on the cheap. The hats are a big deal, and a huge part of the fun.
All bets are off for the infield, which is a world unto its own.
Karianna: Do you have a hat?
I borrowed that lovely black one above when I went. I was thankful it matched my dress!
Leigh: Do they kick you out if you don’t wear a hat? Drink alternatives to Mint Julep? Percentage of straight single men in attendance?
Why wouldn’t you be wearing a hat? If you think mint juleps are gross (and I do), try the Oaks Lily, the official drink of the Kentucky Oaks. I have no idea, but I’ll wager that the percentage of straight men wearing pastels is higher at the Derby than at any event in the country.
Seana: Do you go to the Kentucky Derby because it’s what you do, or do you actually know about the horses and have a vested interest?
Most Louisvillians don’t go to the Derby, but they’ll throw or attend a Derby party. (Think Superbowl party, but with horses and mint juleps.) The Kentucky Oaks, held the day before, is known as “Louisville’s Day at the Races.” The two days are pretty similar, but the Oaks is less-expensive and a tiny bit more low-key. (It’s a fashion faux pax to wear the same hat both days.)
Some people know about the horses and some don’t. (I don’t.) The Derby contenders and odds are front-page news all week, so it’s easy to get a quick crash course in horse racing.
Jamie: What is the go-to whiskey drink? What is your favorite tradition? What is the height of the shortest jockey ever to win?
The mint julep, of course! That’s a tough one: it’s a toss-up between the hats and the communal singing of My Old Kentucky Home before the horses enter the starting gate. I have no idea, but the jockeys have to weigh in under 126 pounds. Which is not much.
Katie: Do Louisvillians actually hate the Derby because it messes with traffic? I have heard that from a lot of people who live near Big Event Sites that the locals don’t actually attend because it’s so expensive and that a huge pain.
Generally speaking, Louisville loves Derby. Many people do their part to ease Derby Week traffic by leaving work early all week, and closing their offices on Oaks Day. Seriously.
Tim: How do the Bogels make mint juleps?
The Bogels do not make mint juleps, but if they did, they would skip those gorgeous silver cups, because anything served in one of those tastes like a wet nickel.
Caris: When I visited, I was so struck by the poverty surrounding the immediate area. Kitty-corner from the derby was We Buy Gold and graffiti. I was just kind of blown away by that….It’s just not where I would have imagined Churchill Downs being located.
Churchill Downs isn’t in the heart of rural horse country (as many would guess) but in an urban setting, just south of downtown Louisville and adjacent to the University of Louisville.
Fun fact: much Derby parking takes place in the yards and driveways of homes within walking distance of the track, and our friends in the area say the cash they bring in from two days of parking can cover their rent or mortgage for a month, or even two. Ditto for renting out your house for four days to pay your mortgage for a month or even two or three: the airbnb business is BOOMING in Louisville this week.
Hännah: Can I go with you?
I don’t have tickets. How about next year?
Katie: “Attending the Derby is one of my childhood dreams that actually has a chance at coming true, unlike marrying Prince William or saving the life of the Pope or discovering a door to Narnia under my bed.”
You should totally do it. And ring me up when you do.
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