Flunking Sainthood: A Year of Breaking the Sabbath, Forgetting to Pray and Still Loving My Neighbor

Publisher’s description:

This wry memoir tackles twelve different spiritual practices in a quest to become more saintly, including fasting, fixed-hour prayer, the Jesus Prayer, gratitude, Sabbath-keeping, and generosity. Although Riess begins with great plans for success (“Really, how hard could that be?” she asks blithely at the start of her saint-making year), she finds to her growing humiliation that she is failing – not just at some of the practices, but at every single one. What emerges is a funny yet vulnerable story of the quest for spiritual perfection and the reality of spiritual failure, which turns out to be a valuable practice in and of itself.

“It’s clear from the start of this sparkling and very funny memoir that Riess means well. But as she readily admits, she’s a spiritual failure. She intended to devote an entire year (“a year-long experiment”) to mastering 12 different spiritual challenges, including praying at fixed times during the day, exhibiting gratitude, observing the Sabbath, practicing hospitality according to the rules set by St. Benedict, abstaining from eating meat, and amply demonstrating her generosity. But nothing turned out as planned. Rather than being moved by Therese of Lisieux’s The Story of a Soul, she instead dismisses the saint as a “drama queen.” And Riess is unregenerately practical. The best month to fast, she reasons, is February, at the height of winter; conveniently, it’s also the shortest month of the year. Furthermore, at best, she’s a “lukewarm vegetarian.” Although her spiritual quest falls far short, she can still proffer spiritual lessons. Anyone who has failed to live up to expectations, which means most everyone, will love this book.” – Booklist, September 15, 2011