Cheerful Weather for the Wedding
From the publisher: "It is a brisk English March day, and Dolly is getting ready to marry the wrong man. Waylaid by the sulking admirer who lost his chance, an astonishingly oblivious mother bustling around and making a fuss, and her own sinking dread, the bride-to-be struggles to reach the altar."
“How are your lectures going?” asked Kitty of Joseph, a kind of desperate intentness in her voice and face. This was her style of the moment with the male sex. “Very well, thank you,” said Jospeh and added: “We heard about the practices of the Minoan Islanders upon reaching the age of puberty at the last one.” He started snapping up his cutlet.”Oh really, how terribly interesting!” said Kitty.”Yes, very. Like to hear about them?” offered Joseph. “Kitty, dear child! Kitty! Kitty! Open the window a trifle at the top, will you! The air gets so terribly stuffy in here always!” cried out Mrs. Thatcham very loudly.
This sardonic and beautifully written novella about a family in Forster territory was first published by Leonard and Virginia Woolf at the Hogarth Press in 1932.