You certainly don’t have to be a fashionista to be an accomplished woman.
You do need to be comfortable in your own skin, and know how to dress yourself accordingly. There are many looks I love for the upcoming season: I love all the bright whites, and the nautical stripes, the dewy natural makeup and the happy prints. These trends all suit my style: they’re simple, classic, and work well with my current wardrobe. (Actually most are already in my current wardrobe. That’s a good sign!)
But when it comes to fashion, half the battle is knowing what doesn’t work for you. Here’s what doesn’t work for me this season.
- Orange lipstick. I like an understated makeup look, not one that screams “Look at my orange lipstick!” And I don’t want to look like a clown, either.
- Day-glo eyes. Again, florescent green eye shadow does not fit into my required makeup-that-looks-like-you’re-not-wearing-makeup category. And it’s kind of creepy.
- Braids. When I was 16 I wore cute little-Dutch-girl braids to some emotional event that had all the teenage girls in tears at the end of the evening. And a sweet adult said to me, “You look like a little Dutch girl whose windmill just burned down, you poor thing!” I have pictures, and they’re actually pretty cute, but I haven’t worn braids since.
- Python. I love animal prints. Crocodile bags. Alligator shoes. But I draw the line at snake. I don’t want anything resembling a snake anywhere on or near my body. Even if it is made of plastic.
- Asian influence. I think the Asian florals, wraps and keyhole collars look lovely on many women. I am not one of them. I think it’s a body type clash. There are many lovely looks besides Asian, and I’ll choose one more flattering to my own figure.
- Sheer. No matter how discreet or delicate, I can never get sheer to pass the “Would-I-be-comfortable-if-my-grandmother-saw-me-wearing-this?” test. If Grandma would be scandalized, I’m not buying.
- Culottes. Enough said.
- Bell Bottoms. I like a flared pant, but I draw the line at anything that could appear on That 70’s Show.
- Mixed Prints. I love all the beautiful florals out this season. But I’m going to stick to wearing one print at a time.
- Seafoam Green. Do you remember the old Mastercard commercial? It goes something like this: Seafoam green bridesmaid dress: $150. Seafoam green shoes dyed to match: $60. Manicure in seafoam green: $12. Having a friend worth wearing seafoam green for? Priceless.
But here’s the thing: I just bought a dress that is dangerously close to seafoam green. It’s a lovely sarong style, and I’m wearing it to a wedding this weekend. My 5-year-old says it’s the color of the ocean. Ann Taylor calls it “marlin.” Which is not seafoam green. (Huge sigh of relief.)
What doesn’t work for you this season?
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